*登機飛安廣播營造的有如夜店淑女之夜!表演完畢氣氛超High!
Lyrics:
This is flight 90 on SWA
The flight attendants on board
serving you today
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name
is David and Im here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first
things first
Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst
But
if you want another kind of drink, then just holler
Alcoholic
beverages will be 4 dollars
If a monster energy drink is your plan
Thatll
be 3 dollars and you get the whole can
We wont take your cash, You
gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon then thats fantastic
We
know youre ready to get to new places
Open up the bench, put away
your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so
none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat on a row
with an exit
Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it
You
gotta help evacuate in case we need you
If you dont wanna then were
gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your
electronic devices
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up
Press
the button to make the seatback raise up
Sit back relax have a good
time
Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme
Thank you
for the fact that I wasnt ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome
aboard.
*西南航空CEO表揚也來段RAP
留言列表